#1 in the Grumpy Little Elf Squad
My hero's girlfriend told me that I'm a 'grumpy little elf' - let's face it I'm winning at life.Asking fucking Alexandria and more.
Funny stuff .
This blog is a black hole, try not to fall in.
Motionless In White are life
That moment when you can’t reblog something Harry Potter related because it says Sorcerers Stone instead of Philosophers Stone
Yes, I am British.
No, I have not met the royals.
No, I haven’t met the prime minister.
No, I haven’t met Benedict Cumberbatch.
No, I haven’t met David Tennant.
No, I haven’t met Steven Fry.
No, I haven’t met One Direction.
No, we don’t actually use the red phone boxes anymore.
No, I haven’t been to any of the palaces.
No, I haven’t been to 10 Downing Street.
No, I don’t know your friends because they were in London that one time.
No, that isn’t where London is on the map.
No, I don’t know what tiny little shop you’re talking about.
No, I don’t know London like the back of my hand.
No, I will not be your tour guide.
No, I don’t know anything about china ware.
No, I don’t know the secret for the perfect cup of tea.
No, my dad doesn’t own a top hat.
No, I’ve never been to Baker Street.
No, I’ve never been to a ball.
No, I’m not posh.
No, I don’t live in Kensington.
No, I don’t know whether all these myths you’re babbling on about are true.
No, I haven’t read all the Shakespeare plays.
No, the boys in England are not all perfect gentlemen.
No, not everyone likes crumpets.
NO, I WILL NOT SAY ALL OF THESE RIDICULOUS PHRASES FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT.
NO I WILL NOT DATE YOU SO YOU CAN SAY YOU’VE GONE OUT WITH A BRIT.
Courtesy.
learnedimpartialandveryrelaxed:
I asked my French friend whether she wanted the last biscuit and she said yes.
ME ASKING SHOULD HAVE MADE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR THAT I DESPERATELY WANTED IT.
Bloody foreigners.
god damn it i just sat down with my cup of tea to watch doctor who and i forgot my god damn crumpets sigh